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1. A giant statue of Dolly Parton – Might not be ideal for keeping a low profile, but essential for decorative purposes.
2. Cash – A girls gotta eat!
3. A plan – As well as a PLAN B for when you find yourself living next door to a sharp, young lieutenant determined to find out all your secrets.
4. Inconspicuous transportation – A giant, rusty pick-up truck nicknamed The General…probably not the best idea in this case.
5. Comfortable shoes – Just in case you literally have to run. Cowboy boots will do nicely.
6. The perfect mix tap – Born the be Wild, Born to Run, Take the Money and Run…all good songs to remind you that you’ve just committed a felony.
7. A mouthy little sister – To help you carry the giant Dolly statue and provide much-needed comic relief.
8. One perfect little black dress – Because who knows? A girl on the run just might find herself attending a charity function full of cops.
9. Wine – You’ve just stolen fifty thousand dollars! Bottoms up, girl.
10. Snappy comebacks– The most important thing on this list.
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